Los Mateos is one of those Brainrots that instantly gets players talking. It's rare, it's flashy, and it comes with a fun ritual that feels totally different from the usual “open box and pray” experience. Released on August 15th, 2025, this Secret-tier Brainrot costs $100M and makes $300K per second, so it's not just cool — it's also one of the stronger money generators in the game.
If you've been wondering how to summon it, how rare it really is, or whether it's even worth keeping, this guide breaks everything down in simple steps.
Appearance of Los Mateos
Los Mateos Brainrot Guide: Ritual, Value, and Stealing Tricks
Los Mateos has a very distinct look:
- A square, chunky body in a brown suit
- A dark blue tie, matching the serious “businessman” style
- A black hat on the head, giving it a little mafia-like vibe
- Round glasses with shiny, sparkly eyes
- Bare feet and big hands, like classic Brainrot models
- Some variations include: A neutral face with a pacifier. A sad or tired face. A happy smiling face holding a small item.
Overall, it looks like a trio of tiny, businessman-style Matteo NPCs — cute, goofy, and instantly recognizable on the Red Carpet.
How to Get Los Mateos (All Methods)
1. Doing the Matteo Ritual (Main Method)
Los Mateos is 100% obtainable, but only through the Matteo Ritual.
The ritual isn't hard, but timing and teamwork matter.
How the Matteo Ritual Works
- Gather three Matteos (the normal Matteo Brainrots).
- Three players each grab one Matteo.
- Stack yourselves on each other's heads, forming a totem tower.
- You can do this anywhere — the location does not matter.
- If the stack is correct: Green glowing orbs appear. A large tree erupts from the ground. The Matteo’s Hat Event starts, lasting 2 minutes.
- During this event, Los Mateos appears on the Red Carpet.
Spawn Chance
Once the ritual is successful, Los Mateos always spawns.
The ritual itself is the “gate,” so the chance is effectively 100%, as long as the players complete the stacking correctly.
Small Tip
If the glowing orbs don't appear, your stack isn't aligned. Move slightly until it triggers.
2. Stealing Los Mateos From Other Players
Let's be honest — a lot of players get Los Mateos by stealing it.
Here are the most effective stealing strategies:
Best Strategies
- Target players during the 2-minute Matteo's Hat event.
That's when people hold Los Mateos without paying attention. - Look for players showing off on the Red Carpet.
People flexing rare Brainrots are the easiest targets. - Follow ritual groups.
If you see three players stacking Matteos, wait nearby. They'll summon Los Mateos soon. - Use fast movement paths or shortcuts.
Some maps have side routes where players rarely check behind. - Strike when they reset their base.
Many players forget they're holding Los Mateos in the chaos.
Common Stealing Mistakes
- Trying to grab it in crowded areas
- Chasing too early and scaring the target
- Not planning an escape route
- Trying to steal from pros with locked bases or private servers
If you practice patience, Los Mateos becomes a surprisingly steal-able Secret.
3. Buying Los Mateos
If you don't want to grind rituals or steal, you can simply buy Los Mateos brainrots from U4N.
Price: $1.85 at U4N
Fast, easy, and often cheaper than farming $100M in-game.
Rarity, Stats, and Real Value of Los Mateos
Official Stats
- Cost: $100M
- Income: $300K/s
- Rarity: Secret
- Gender: Male
- Has Ritual: Yes
- Obtainable: Yes (Matteo Ritual)
Real Practical Value
Los Mateos ranks high because:
- It's Secret-tier — this puts it among rarest rotational Brainrots.
- It requires a ritual, meaning not everyone can summon it.
- It costs $100M, so new players almost never unlock it early.
- It has high passive income — $300K/s is strong for a Secret.
- It's very stealable, which increases its “black market” value.
- Ritual-based items are usually admired in the community.
Overall, Los Mateos sits in the upper-middle range of Secret Brainrots — not the absolute top rarity, but still special enough to be worth chasing.
Is Los Mateos Worth Keeping, Trading, or Stealing?
Keeping
Definitely worth keeping.
Its income is good, and Secret Brainrots rarely lose value.
Trading
Useful in trades because:
- Many players struggle with the ritual
- Its price is high
- It's fun to flex
So yes, it has strong trade value.
Stealing
One of the best Secrets to steal because:
- Many players hold it during events
- It has clear visual cues
- Players often get distracted after rituals
If you're a thief player, Los Mateos is always a good target.
Summary
Los Mateos is a Secret Brainrot summoned through the Matteo Ritual, where three players stack Matteos to activate the Matteo's Hat event. Once triggered, Los Mateos spawns on the Red Carpet and can be stolen, traded, or kept for its solid $300K/s income. It's valuable, rare enough to feel special, and fun to earn since the ritual adds a unique twist. Whether you're farming it, stealing it, or buying it, it's definitely a Brainrot worth having.
